My lack of clothes is less offensive and disturbing than your lack of self control. On sight of cleavage and you fuckboys turn into 12 y/o boys that are just discovering masturbation. If me showing a little skin turns you into an incompetent peasant that can’t form a sentence other than “nice tits” than that is your problem, not mine. I’m not asking for your attention nor do I want it. I dress the way I dress for me. Not for you horny little twits that stain your knickers at the sight of a woman. Damn.

Two finds @ the thrift store.

When people who find out I’m pansexual ask if that means I’ll have sex with animals

When people who find out I’m pansexual ask if that means I’ll have sex with animals

I asked my friend dan how boners work.

I asked my friend dan how boners work.

cartelgathering:

MY CHEST HURTS

cartelgathering:

MY CHEST HURTS

(via strawberrytops)

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via magsbe)

shhhhhhhhhhhhhh* just hit this blunt and have sex with me

(via johnnydeppscock)

a penis is just a giant clitoris

When you get the flash drive in the USB port on the first try

When you get the flash drive in the USB port on the first try

the-elite-che:

"you’re pretty for a dark skin girl…"

bitch, I’m pretty for every girl.

(via thatawkwardgirlwillbepresident)

overdosedonvitamingummies:

So my mom was making coffee and she asked me how much creamer I wanted and I went “I like my coffee how I like my men!” 
So she just brought me a cup of milk..

overdosedonvitamingummies:

So my mom was making coffee and she asked me how much creamer I wanted and I went “I like my coffee how I like my men!”
So she just brought me a cup of milk..

(via thatawkwardgirlwillbepresident)

19.
Musician
Survivor of many things.
Dreamer.
Psychology major.
Whovian.
Clean of self harm since May 9th 2013.



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